Proper Introductions
To begin with, I very much doubt anyone will ever actually read this. I am not advertising its existence to anyone I know. If you find yourself here, you came here by chance. Because of this I make no gurantees that you will like what you find.
Be forewarned, you will be offended by what I write. Sooner or later I have that effect on everyone. If you do not like what you are reading, stop reading it. I didn't make you come here. I won't make you stay. If you choose to continue reading things that are offensive to you, do not blame me for the rotten mood you may find yourself in later in the day. Remember, I warned you.
On to the introductions:
I am me. You are not. Be comforted. I certainly am.
In these pages there will be days when I am happy and days when I am angry. There will be times when I am on cloud nine and times when I am buried in the burning hole of depression. Sometimes I hope to be insightful. I know there will be times when I am banal. You get to see it all.
I am older than 13 years old. Therefore there will be content here unsuitable for people 13 or under. I am older than 15 years old, and the same holds true. I am older than 18 years old. There will be content here unsuitable for or unfamiliar with anyone who is still in high school. (If you're older than 18 and can't take someone saying a "bad word" or writing material of an adult nature, give up reading now. You can hardly buy a novel or a magazine that doesn't fall into this category.)
Aside from that my most telling features are that I'm a carbon-based bipedal humanoid life form. Certain to make me stand out in a crowd.
Be forewarned, you will be offended by what I write. Sooner or later I have that effect on everyone. If you do not like what you are reading, stop reading it. I didn't make you come here. I won't make you stay. If you choose to continue reading things that are offensive to you, do not blame me for the rotten mood you may find yourself in later in the day. Remember, I warned you.
On to the introductions:
I am me. You are not. Be comforted. I certainly am.
In these pages there will be days when I am happy and days when I am angry. There will be times when I am on cloud nine and times when I am buried in the burning hole of depression. Sometimes I hope to be insightful. I know there will be times when I am banal. You get to see it all.
I am older than 13 years old. Therefore there will be content here unsuitable for people 13 or under. I am older than 15 years old, and the same holds true. I am older than 18 years old. There will be content here unsuitable for or unfamiliar with anyone who is still in high school. (If you're older than 18 and can't take someone saying a "bad word" or writing material of an adult nature, give up reading now. You can hardly buy a novel or a magazine that doesn't fall into this category.)
Aside from that my most telling features are that I'm a carbon-based bipedal humanoid life form. Certain to make me stand out in a crowd.
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